Posted by: MSirod | 10 April 2007

Joke > Wanna have long life? Get married

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Getting married is very much like  going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other  person has, you

wish you had ordered that.

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Man:  Is there any way for long  life?

Dr: Get  married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life  will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands  during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking  hands before the fight

begins!

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Wife: Darling  today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It's funny when people  discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.

It's like asking someone, if suicide  is better or being murdered

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It is difficult to understand  GOD . He makes such  beautiful things as

women and then he turns them into Wives

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If u r married please ignore this MSG,

For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about

something  you say.

After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is  even faster than electronic

banking. It's called marriage

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Girlfriends are like chocolates,

Taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS,  Hot 'n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wife are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated?

Man:  Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of  Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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There was this guy who told his woman that he  loved her so much that he

would go through hell for her. They got married and  now he is going thru

hell.

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Fact of life: One  woman brings you into this world crying & the other

ensures you continue to  do so for the rest of your life!

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Q:  Why doesn't law permit a  man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

Responses

  1. It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful things as
    women and then he turns them into Wives
    btw, kok kayaknya istri nyebelin banget ya disini…
    emang suami bener2 makhluk sempurna, ya?
    kayaknya ga juga tuh…

  2. Two thumbs up!, long life célibataire!

  3. hi…. can me join to marriage ?laris_77@yahoo.com

  4. LOL

  5. quite funny actually,,
    so, men and women should through d hell together when they got married.

    but accompany is better than alone, right =]


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