A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean
streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly.
After a long search he could not find any place to you-know,
and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a
clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official
approached him, “Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?” Pakistani
tourist: “Sorry I have to Pee” Police : “No PP here okay ? Follow me.”
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of
grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: “PP here….. and have a nice day”.
Pakistani tourist : “Oh Sir, ……. that’s very nice of you, is this
Indian courtesy?” Police: “No…….this is The Pakistani Embassy!”